**Download for high res wallpaper**Evil Valentine's Day Plot : Step #1 -
Tear up entire sheet of notebook paper into tiny pieces and commence writing mushy, I mean... threatening notes.
Step #2 -
Create audio CD of every song that reminds you of the victim.
Don't forget to write a million more threatening messages on the CD.
Step #3 -
Sneak out of bedroom at night.
(The bathroom makes for an excellent excuse)
Break into victim's car and place all 5,000,000 threat notes on top of visor.
Step #4 -
Tie the CD to the visor in such a way that it will dangle in front of victims face once deployed.
(note: placing the CD under the threat notes on top of the visor makes for a great explosion)
Step #5 -
Stick a paper on the victim's steering wheel with an arrow pointing and a note saying "look up".
(As evil as this plan is, you wouldn't want the victim to pull down the visor while driving...
because well... its not nice to kill people)
Step #6 -
Return to room.
Be sure to sneak by the bathroom and flush the toilet as proof of alibi.
Bat pretty eye lashes and act like nothing has happened.
Step #7 -
In the morning, when the victim goes out to car to head to work,
grab a seat by the window and watch the carnage.
(I had a GREAT seat)
I scanned the love notes before I stuck them in the visor in Shaun's truck so I could make a sappy Valentine's Day wallpaper for all you nice folks. It was really entertaining to watch all the tiny pieces of paper fall all over the place.
Oh yeah - stock used :
Paper - [link]
Rose - [link]